As a father of three boys, I endorse this message

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn) 08/06/2015 at 13:58 • Filed to: None

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Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > ttyymmnn 08/06/2015 at 14:00

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You’re endorsing quite a few things today.

But Calvin is pretty endorsable.

ttyymmnn > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 08/06/2015 at 14:00

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I’m on a roll. But I’ve got good material to work with today.

For Sweden > ttyymmnn 08/06/2015 at 14:01

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Fact: female Homo sapiens cannot use hammers.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > For Sweden 08/06/2015 at 14:02

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How about Hetero Sapiens?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > ttyymmnn 08/06/2015 at 14:03

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In the same vein:

For Sweden > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 08/06/2015 at 14:03

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Hetero isn’t a genus.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > For Sweden 08/06/2015 at 14:05

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I don’t care. I like saying it.

ttyymmnn > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 08/06/2015 at 14:05

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The expression in the third panel is priceless.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > ttyymmnn 08/06/2015 at 14:06

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Also this:

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > ttyymmnn 08/06/2015 at 14:06

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Yes. So much so that I was just posting that one, in fact.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > For Sweden 08/06/2015 at 14:07

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It is, however, a geneous. Probably.

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > ttyymmnn 08/06/2015 at 14:12

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Ah, the blank look when you ask a three year old why they’re doing something stupid.

Birddog > ttyymmnn 08/06/2015 at 14:14

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I’m so glad I’m by myself at work today. That made me bust out laughing.

ttyymmnn > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much 08/06/2015 at 14:19

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What’s scary is when you ask an adult the same question and get the same look.

Ash78, voting early and often > For Sweden 08/06/2015 at 14:42

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Hey, fag, I’m geniuser than you’ll ever be! Shake and Bake!

/s

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > ttyymmnn 08/06/2015 at 15:11

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http://dilbert.com/strip/1999-06-…

valis86 > ttyymmnn 08/06/2015 at 15:21

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got a 10 year old Destructo-tron 5000 running around my house, a LOT of my stuff looks like that. And I really can’t blame the little twit. Creative destruction is a good thing.

ttyymmnn > valis86 08/06/2015 at 15:25

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My boys are 9, 9 and 12. I wish they would do something like this. All they want to do is it at the computer.

valis86 > ttyymmnn 08/06/2015 at 15:28

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Oh, he’s into that as well (I work IT, so he’s had a pc from jump). But I come from a veeerrrry long line of distinguished and absolutely horrible DIY home repair men, the type who will end up with a lump of concrete 3 feet by 5 just installing a hoops pole. Le Twit really has no choice when it comes to destroying things in the name of fixing them. Learned that when he took apart the vcr with a hammer (hot dog was stuck in there, of course).

ttyymmnn > valis86 08/06/2015 at 15:33

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That’s hilarious. I won’t ask how or why the hot dog got in there, because it’s obvious. But I give your boy credit for trying to fix it. My grandfather was a builder, but by father wouldn’t know the business end of a hammer to save his life. My brother received our grandfather’s genes, I my father’s, but I have managed to rise above that genetic handicap to become mildly useful around the house. Thank God for YouTube, because I’ve fixed my washer, dryer and lawnmower, all the the help of videos. As I’m fond of saying, with a basic set of tools, a little bit of knowledge, and a bit of courage, you can fix most anything in your home. But I don’t do electricity or plumbing.

valis86 > ttyymmnn 08/06/2015 at 15:40

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That’s awesome you fixed those.......I know enough of my mad skills to know I can either a, pay someone to fix it, or b, buy a new one after I fix the first.

ttyymmnn > valis86 08/06/2015 at 16:12

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The way I figure it, if it's already broken, how can I make it worse?

valis86 > ttyymmnn 08/06/2015 at 16:22

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And yet, we do. Or at least I do.